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Alice answers Frequently Asked Questions about Mountain Meadows Lodge
Where’s Alice?
I’m right here.
Sorry. I mean, where can I see you when I come to Mountain Meadows Lodge?
In nice weather I’m wandering around eating, come and find me. I love to
nap in the sun in any type of weather. In the winter, I’m probably in the
barn in my house. If you really need to see me, I will come if Greg or Bill
call me. Because I love them the most.
How old are you?
5.
How much do you weigh?
I’m 5 years old.
Why don’t the animals run off? Or fly off?
Because we’re not stupid. Well, the sheep ARE really stupid, but not that
stupid.
Can you fish in the Lake?
I don’t eat fish.
Sorry. Can I fish in the Lake?
Yes. It is stocked with trout and bass. Did I mention that I don’t eat
fish?
Can I swim in the Lake?
Of course. If it’s good enough for me to drink out of, it’s good enough for
you to swim in. It is clear and fresh and pure and surprisingly warm in the
summer because it’s a shallow lake.
Where’s the Appalachian Trail?
Just walk down to the Lake, you can’t miss it. I’ve walked a total of 10
yards on it. There’s very little to eat on the AT.
I’m afraid that when I leave Mountain Meadows Lodge I will miss you a lot
and get really sad.
Buy a T-shirt with my picture on it and tell all your friends about me. Buy
a mug with my mug on it and kiss me every morning when you drink your
coffee.
Do you bite?
I get excited when I eat so please keep your fingers away from my mouth when I’m
eating.
Do the other animals bite?
No.
Are you friends with the other animals at Mountain Meadows Lodge?
Only June, aka "The Beast". I'm still trying to make up my mind about Charlie. While others find him charming or cute, I'm still undecided.
Can I get dinner at Mountain Meadows Lodge?
Yes, of course. Look on the catering part of the web page, and then click
on Guest Dining. Please excuse me, all this talk about food is making me
hungry; I’ll be right back.
Can I get a drink at Mountain Meadows Lodge?
Yes, of course. Look on the Amenities page, then click on Guest Services.
How much snow are we supposed to get?
I’m a pig, how should I know? Use the computer in the dining room and click
on the snow report or the weather links.
Who helped you type this?
Greg and Bill. Because I love them the most.
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